Desert Hike EX



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    Adam M., 2013-10-01 00:44:35

    Comments:

    I love the cursor! Nostalgic!
    The art style is nice and fits the music style.
    The credit heads are a nice touch.

    Questions:

    Is there a reason I shouldn’t try conserve food by killing most people off? :-) Besides, you know, the fact that they’re my friends.

    Bugz:

    After winning, clicking “Play” restarts the game, but it immediately quits back to the main menu. After losing, you can restart normally.

    Vultures eat your food when you have no food! People steal money when you have none. Perhaps morale-sapping events happen when you’re totally discouraged already, too.

    Typos: “personell”, “siper fire”, “bulletsin”, “kick him in the guy” (although I kinda like that one)

    I coulda sworn that sometimes it says “339th Fight Test Squadron” instead of “339th Flight Test Squadron”. Perhaps in formation Dragon. But I like the idea of a fight test squadron.

    Annoying pause every few seconds. Probably garbage collection or something that’s hard to fix.

    There’s apparently no yay screen when you win, but there is one when you lose.


    Freddie, 2013-10-07 15:48:05

    I love how there’s one comment and it’s a bug list.


    Ben, 2013-10-07 16:21:24

    The checkpoint/city artwork is great!


    Anon, 2013-10-10 20:00:40

    How come there are places that accept bitcoins? NOT REALISTIC.


    Ya No, 2013-10-10 23:24:20

    Yoooo it asks you if you wanna leave certain characters behind even if you only have one person left, I killed my last dude this way RIP Logan


    Micah, 2013-10-11 17:43:56

    All these great satirical jabs, but in the end, what really got me was, “Here lies Poop. He pooped too hard.”

    Haha! This is great.


    Rob Lord, 2013-10-14 13:29:45

    AMAZEBALLZ


    Chester, 2013-10-14 19:21:30

    Excellent! Had just read Jordan Mechner’s Karateka diaries, and now this! Looks like Apple II is the new black! :-)


    Daly City, 2013-10-14 20:36:04

    LOL just reached ’16th and mission’ bart station


    Hazan, 2013-10-18 17:06:43

    Can you create this where instead your regular Burners attending Burning Man and you shoot all the IPO dot-com interlopers? That would be more fun and better capture the general sentiment these days.


    Cannibal Corpse, 2013-10-30 23:50:27

    By the time I got to Winnipeg it was only Shane left. He had no food, no bitcoins, and no morale. However, he kept seeing things in the sky that improved his morale, to the point that he was absolutely giddy with excitement. This is what led to his sudden realization that all he had to do was cannibalize that OTHER guy, Shane, for food and he would be okay. He proceeded to stab himself to death, receiving 50 food and a game over for his troubles.


    Afro Ninja, 2013-11-22 14:25:05

    Day 70. 250 miles in. We’re all out of food and bitcoins, so I had to kill Logan and eat him. He tastes surprisingly like chicken.


    A Person, 2013-11-27 20:11:11

    “Your Pebble has finally run out of battery” Describes this game perfectly. XD That just cracked me up.


    Rigoberto, 2013-12-09 13:22:03

    Thank god you can’t hit negative morale!


    Muad Shibe, 2014-01-14 16:02:40

    “Sheridan and Sheridan get angry at one another and refuse to walk side-by-side.” Obviously he has desert madness.


    GFD, 2014-01-20 21:17:54

    HOLY SHIT I SPENT TWO AND A HALF STRAIGHT HOURS ON THIS FUCKING GAME AND I FINALLY BEAT IT WITH ALL FIVE OF THESE STUPID FRICKMOTRONS THAT CAN ONLY WALK FOUR AND A HALF MILES IN AN ENTIRE DAY. I HAD TO GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET THE UFO /TWO TIMES IN THE SAME RUN/ BUT I FUCKING DID IT. I’VE CRUSHED THIS GAME AND I’M NEVER LOOKING AT IT AGAIN. #CRUSHIN’ IT


    Bookie, 2014-06-29 14:18:46

    I made it with 4 out of 5 people with very little trouble. Lucky me, I guess.


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