The Asshole Game

Play The Asshole Game before reading spoilers about it!

… back? Okay. The Asshole Game is a platform for passive-aggressively giving your friends shit about their behavior.

The Asshole Game ships with 31 launch titles, but more are being developed every day! Some examples:
You are presented with an online editing tool…
You help make the turkey but forget to baste it appropriately…
There’s a kinda weird kid in your class…
You plug the continent into the rectangular socket. The entire universe begins to glow fuchsia…
You have a problem with your friend’s behavior…
You are at a crosswalk. Your light is red…
There are three people waiting for the train…
Thou hast been taught to preserve all life as sacred…
Tastes great or less filling? …
There once was a man with a mission / to develop some nuclear fission …

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Comments

    Emlyn, 2012-10-25 16:47:18

    Jim! The asshole game is broken! It only gives me “Tastes great or less filling”! I am heartbroken! I wish to determine if I am an asshole or not in many different scenarios!


    Jim, 2012-10-25 16:53:39

    Fixed! Thanks for letting me know!


    Terry Wolfe, 2012-11-05 19:55:15

    I don’t usually approve of passive-aggressiveness, but that music is just so pleasant.


    Susan, 2012-11-20 20:58:49

    It is still only giving me “tastes great or less filling” when I try to create one. :(


    Russell, 2012-12-28 16:34:48

    Hello!

    Just discovered your site today via a link to Frog Fractions. In looking around, I am really digging the 8-bit vibe from a lot of the sounds and sites here. Reading your Commodore Archaeology entry pretty much explains why this feels like home to me. :-)

    One issue to re-report: No matter which version of the a-hole game is run, only the light beer question is displayed.

    Thanks for the laughs and such.


    Sand Martian, 2012-12-31 11:31:08

    same…. only the beer question… Oh well. At least I have a certificate and some pictures of kittens!

    Thanks!!!


    me, 2013-01-03 03:53:10

    seriously… this game takes FOREVER to load… considering how little is in it.


    Facetious1, 2013-01-31 19:22:09

    “Not Found

    Apologies, but the page you requested could not be found. Perhaps searching will help.”

    Was it taken down, is it broken, or is that the game? The developers are Assholes and the Game is to find out how many times you will keep clicking to try and play a non-existent game… lol


    david, 2013-08-28 11:23:17

    fuck you bitches congratulations your now a an asshole


    subata, 2014-04-09 17:04:13

    ….
    plenty of the custom ones encourage being an asshole or are YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE…
    in a nutshell, plenty of assholes made custom ones.


    Daniel Lehwing, 2014-09-25 07:15:34

    Created a not-so-bizzare one /1881, and a free minded one /1882. Hope you like it, assholers…


    Sir Fedora, 2015-01-06 16:12:28

    I created one /1992 check it out!


    vrsexmachine.tumblr.com, 2016-02-24 09:57:24

    While I Watch gear vr xxx, the VR Fucking Drive
    Me Loco


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